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16 August 2014 06:09 Post ID: #345839
Leeds United legend
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A new thread for your jokes
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20 August 2014 13:41 Post ID: #346148 - in reply to #345839
Mick Jones
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Its the Olympic,s, an Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman want to get in to the stadium but don't have any tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a small manhole cover and says at the entrance, "Mctavish, discus, Scotland." and in he walks.
The Englishman picked up a piece of scaffolding and says, " Waddington-Smythe, Pole Vault, England." and in he goes.
The Irishman picks up some barbed wire and says " O'Malley, Ireland, Fencing."
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21 August 2014 00:26 Post ID: #346194 - in reply to #345839
Mick Jones
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Bloke from Barnsley with a sore backside, asks the chemist,
" Nah then Lad, does tha sell ar-e cream."
Chemist replies, " Certainly Sir, Magnum or Cornetto."
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Three Chinese brothers Bu, Chu, and Fu want to live in America.
They decide to change their names to seem more American.
Bu changes his name to Buck.
Chu changes his name to Chuck.
Fu was sent back to China.
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21 August 2014 18:59 Post ID: #346235 - in reply to #346194
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Hockaday
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21 August 2014 19:39 Post ID: #346242 - in reply to #346235
Mick Jones
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deslondon - 21/8/2014 18:59

Hockaday


More a sad fact.
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28 August 2014 21:24 Post ID: #346684 - in reply to #345839
Mick Jones
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A man was lying in bed after having had surgery, sitting by his bed
was his wife. His eyes fluttered open, looking at her he said,"you're
beautiful." His eyes closed. His wife was shocked, he had never said
that to her before.
His eyes opened again and he said, " you're cute."
Disappointed, having been beautiful and now just cute, she asked him
why cute.
He replied, " the drugs are wearing off."
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28 August 2014 21:30 Post ID: #346688 - in reply to #345839
Mick Jones
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Patrick, a construction worker, accidently cuts off his ear
with an electric saw. He calls down to a bloke on the street
below,"Hey, have you seen my ear."
Bloke seeing an ear on the floor picks it up and shouts up, "is this it."
Patrick replies, " No, mine had a pencil behind it."
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