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Funny Footballing quotes
21 February 2014 12:52 Post ID: #335566
Mick Jones
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Bit Naff probably,but hay hoo.


Edited by leeds1975 22/2/2014 20:13
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22 February 2014 20:30 Post ID: #335789 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Jasper Carrot: "I hear Glen Hoddle has found God, That must have been a hell of a pass."

John Lambie, Partick Thistle Manager, when told his concussed striker did not know who he was.
" That's Great, tell him he's Pele, and get him back on."

Ian Rush, after his spell at Juventus, " I couldn,t settle in Italy, it was like a Foreign Country."

Ron Atkinson, I don't comment on Referee's and I'm not going to break the habit of a life time on that Prat."

Jimmy Magee, Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady's shorts."

Brian Clough, " I can,t even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian, How can I tell an Italian to get the ball, he might grab mine."
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22 February 2014 20:58 Post ID: #335791 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Alan Brazil, " In the papers this morning, police closing in on Ian Holloway, sorry Its Palace closing in on Ian Holloway."

Theo Walcott, " I've been consistent in Patches this season."

Chris Kamara, Berbatov put the penalty away like he was just putting a penalty away."

Alan Pardew, " Sometimes you want Obertan to open his legs and do something a bit exciting."

Jason McAteer, Jordan Henderson is a player who likes to do his Business in the middle of the Park."

Paul Elliot, Bayern will have the added advantage of playing in their own stadium, thats like a home game for them."
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23 February 2014 03:05 Post ID: #335799 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Billy Bingham (former Irish Manager), "There is no colour clash, North Ireland are playing in green and white stripes, while The Republic of Ireland are playing in white and green stripes."

Mike Ingham ( sports commentator) "Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin."

Bryan Robson (former Middleboro manager) " It wasn,t going to be our day on the night."

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23 February 2014 21:13 Post ID: #335903 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Brian Clough: " Rome wasn't built in a day, But I wasn't on that particular job."

Bill Shankly: " At a football club, there's a Holy Trinity- the players, the manager, and the supporters, Directors don't come into it, they're only there to sign the cheque's."
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24 February 2014 01:19 Post ID: #335908 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Joe Theisman, American football commentator: " Nobody in Football should be called a Genius, a Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." ( Albert )

David Coleman: " Forest have now lost six matches without winning."

Mark Draper: " I,d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."

David O'Leary: " I was a young ladwhen I was growing up.

Bill Shankly: " when I've got nothing better to do, I look down the table to see how Everton are doing."
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24 February 2014 12:42 Post ID: #335916 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Bill Shankly: " If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains."

Bob Paisley: " If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later."

Joe Royle: " Wolves beat Palace convincingly, without being convincing."

Ron Atkinson: " I'm going to make a prediction..... ...... It could go either way."

David Coleman: " On this 102nd Cup Final today, there are just two teams left."

Edited by leeds1975 24/2/2014 12:44
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25 February 2014 20:52 Post ID: #336006 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Bob Paisley: " Mind you, I've been here doing the bad times too, one year we came second."

Jose Mourhino: " Don't call me arrogant, but I,m European Champion and I think I'm a special one."

Jock Stein: " Celtic Jerseys are not for second best, they don't shrink to fit inferior players."

Brian Clough: " I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the Business, But I was in the top one."

Ronaldo: " We lost because we didn't win."
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26 February 2014 14:33 Post ID: #336034 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Alex Ferguson: " My greatest challenge is not whats happening at the moment, my greatest challenge is knocking Liverpool right off their f**king perch. And you can print that."

Bill Shankly: " Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude, I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."

John Rudge, former manager, " I,ve been at Port Vale for 16 years. Even the Great Train Robbers didn,t get that long a sentence. Here you are, manager, coach, chief scout, chief cook and bottle washer, but I've loved every minute of it."

Joe Kinnear: ( his answer phone message.) " I'm out at the moment, but should you be the chairman of Barcelona, AC Milan or Real Madrid, I,ll get straight back to you. The rest can wait."

Howard Wilkinson: " There's only two types of manager. Those who have been sacked, and those who will be sacked in the future."
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26 February 2014 18:37 Post ID: #336065 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Brian Clough: " Football Hooligans, well there are 92 club chairmen for a start."

Gianluca Vialli : " The only way to stop Theirry Henry?, with a gun!"

Bill Shankly: " Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as a wedding anniversary present. it was her Birthday. Would I have got married during the Football season? anyway it was Rochdale Reserves."

Bill Nicholson: " It is better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low, and we of spurs have set our sights very high, so high in fact that even failure will have in it an echo of glory."

Brian Clough, on the long ball game.: " If god had wanted us to play football in the sky, he'd have put grass up there."
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28 February 2014 01:04 Post ID: #336188 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Howard Wilkinson: " I'm a firm believer if you score one goal, then the other team has to score two to win."

Ron Atkinson: " Well Clive, its all about the two M's- Movement and Positioning."

Reporter: "Bang there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it."
Gordon Strachan: "No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck, I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm I can take it yeah."

Ron Greenwood: " Playing with wingers is more effective against a European side like Brasil than English sides like Wales."
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02 March 2014 16:28 Post ID: #336439 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Bobby Charlton: " Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves, Well if this is slavery then give me a life sentence."

Bobby Robson: " we didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought."

Mike Gray: " Well Kerry , you're under 19 and you're a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself."

Ruud Gullit: " We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other 3% that cost us the match."

Gary Lineker: " There is no in between- you're either good or bad. We were in between."
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03 March 2014 02:56 Post ID: #336463 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Kevin Keegan: " England have the best fans in the world, and Scotland's fans are second to none."

Gareth Barry: " The Germans have only one player under 22, and he's 23."

Paul Gascoigne: " I've had 14 bookings this season, 8 were my fault, 7 were disputable."

Bill Shankly: " If you are first, you are first. If you are second, you are nothing."

Gerard Houllier: " You can,t say my team aren't winners. They've proved that by finishing fourth, third and second in the last three years."
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14 March 2014 19:15 Post ID: #337444 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Phil Woosnam: " The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this, if it moves kick it, if it doesn't move, kick it till it does."

Bill Shankly: " The trouble with Referee's is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game."

George Graham: " The Goalkeeper is the jewel in the crown and getting at him should be almost impossible. Its the biggest sin in Football to make him do any work."

David Coleman: " The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory."

Peter Jones: " Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them."
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14 March 2014 19:28 Post ID: #337445 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Javier Clemente: " This is an unusual Scotland side because they have good players."

Martin Tyler: " oh, he had an eternity to play the ball, but he took too long over it."

Jim Sherwin: " It was a good match, which could have gone either way and very nearly did."

Dean Holdsworth: " The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to EuroDisney."

Mick Channon: " Believe it or not, goals can change a game."
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14 March 2014 19:41 Post ID: #337446 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Gerry Francis: " What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the Radio."

Chris Turner: " I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones."

Barry Davis: " Lukic saved with his foot which is all part of the Goalkeepers arm."

Alan Green: " It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road."

Martin Tyler: " McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee."
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16 March 2014 15:34 Post ID: #337613 - in reply to #335566
Mick Jones
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Ron Atkinson: " On another night, they'd have won 2-2."

Barry Davies: " If it had gone in, it would have been a goal."

John Motson: "For those of you watching in Black and White, Spurs are in the all Yellow strip.

Howard Wilkinson: " Once Tony Daley opens his legs, you've got a problem."

Jean-Paul Sartre: " In Football, every thing is complicated by the presence of the opposite team."
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